I went through my closet the other day and got rid of a lot of the clothes that no longer fit me. One would think that this is a win, don't get me wrong, I am happy that I have lost weight...I just have a much more limited wardrobe now. Something that a gay could get his club card taken away for. The one good thing that came from all the organizing is the fact that I now have an idea what essentials I have to re-buy to bring my threads back to acceptable gay standards.
One area that I am totally NOT lacking in, is my collection of underclothes...I know most of you are anticipating me telling you that I have an updated count of under-oos......well wait no longer my pets, the newest count is..............................169 pairs!!! Pick your jaw up off the table and stop looking at me like that, you all know I am weird, so just accept it. I am really trying to find a way to have all of the pairs to be more accessible. Right now, I have my favorite 30 or so pairs displayed well, but I find that I am frequenting those too much. I want to be able have them all to where I can easily see the ones that I have. I should probably go online and find more
freaks people like me. I know there are others, as Lindsey kindly pointed out another blogger that has a similar undie-understanding...even if my collection vastly outweighs his. I think research is in order, until next time dearies~!
OMG the title of the post became something totally different after I read the post. Too funny.
ReplyDeleteI think the only way to properly display them is on 169 super hot models that line your home. Call me if that plan pans out, though.